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doros911

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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:13 pm

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Mark Turner

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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:48 pm

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thats bad mate so bad its good :lmao

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sean911

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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:09 am

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that is well funny :lmao

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:50 pm

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Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! MyGod, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not t O slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."
"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."

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Covin

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:09 pm

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PURE CLASS Mike :smt012

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tillergirly

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:25 am

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Did you know that Viagra now comes in powder form so you can put it in your tea? It does nothing for your sex life but your biscuit will stay stiff.

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doros911

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:44 am

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Nice one Val :smt012

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Covin

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:56 am

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tillergirly wrote:

Did you know that Viagra now comes in powder form so you can put it in your tea? It does nothing for your sex life but your biscuit will stay stiff.

That's good one Val :smt012

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doros911

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:01 am

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My all times favourite. Points to the right direction :smt003

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dannycovin

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:31 pm

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you shouldnt be looking the poor girls lost her bikini top.Help her find it :lmao

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Covin

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:29 pm

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Great picture Doros :smt012

There's at least 2 points I like about that pic :smt016

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doros911

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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:06 pm

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Prety rear, isn´t it?

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