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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:58 am 
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room..

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
> When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
> 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
> We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
> We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen.

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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao no supa for him then :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :smt012

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Fill in the blanks

1. BOO_S

2. _ _ NDOM

3. F_ _K

4. P_N_S

5. PU_S_




















ANSWERS

1. BOOKS

2.RANDOM

3.FORK

4.PANTS

5.PULSE



May god bless you with a cleaner mind :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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I failed :lmao :lmao :lmao

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:lmao me too not even one right good laugh that :lmao :smt012

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I got books,then went downhill from there :lmao

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David Blaine Test

This is creepy!

Think of a letter between A & W



Repeat it out loud as you read down





Think of and animal that begins with that letter



Repeat it out loud as you read down






Now think of a persons name that begins with the last letter in the animals name



Now count the letters in the name using the fingers of the hand you arnt using to scroll down this message



Take the hand you counted with & hold it out in front of you at face level




Look at your palm closley & notice the lines on your hand




Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?













Of course they blooming dont

Now smack yourself in the face, get a life and stop playing stupid games you plonkers


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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao I like it Mrs P :smt012

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Roses are Red,
Nuts are brown,
Skirts go up and pants go down,
Body to body,
Skin to skin,
When its stiff stick it in,
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
The longer its in the stronger it gets,
Its comes out dripping and it starts to sag,
Its not what you think










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