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although i ve heard that joke paul its still funney :smt007 :smt007 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :smt012

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Oh Paul.... That's so bad it's Good . . . :lmao :lmao :lmao

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:smt013 :smt013 No NO its just bad :smt012 :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. ... :smt007

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:lmao :lmao Like it :smt012

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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao tiss a crack,err :lmao :lmao :lmao

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with
a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a
drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.

She was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to
another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.

She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with
some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with
her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married
her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.





I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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A mate of mine got an invite to the Annual Dinner Dance of the Premature Ejaculation Sufferers Association. He rang them to enquire about the dress code and was told, "Just come in your trousers"!

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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao i was laughing so much with the first joke, :lmao :lmao :lmao that i could hardly see to read the second joke, :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao then i ggot to the punch line and fell off my chair :lmao :lmao :lmao am writing this with tears in my eyes :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao they just dont get any better :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Priceless Mike :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao I'm with Mark on this one, I could hardly read the second joke but when I did :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Best jokes so far I think :smt012 Cracking m8 :smt020

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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