re gag of the month
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Author:  Mark Turner [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:50 pm ]
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:smt006 hi all firstly i will appologise to anyone finds this gag rude :lmao

picture the scene
John wayne ,charles bronson, lee marvin all sat round a camp fire way out west. bragging who is the hardest cowboy
charles bronson says , im so hard i fought a grizzly bear and killed it with my bare hands ,
thats nothing lee marvin said laughing, i fought two crocodiles at the same time and riped out their eyes and killed them with my bare hands,
they both turned to john wayne who was just sat there grinning ,,,,,,,
poking the fire,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, with is dick ,,,,,,,,,,,, :smt012

Author:  dannycovin [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:02 pm ]
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So he had a good poker hand ....doh!!! :smt009 :smt009 :lmao :smt016

Author:  john whittam [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:07 pm ]
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That sounds like somthing Cris mills would do :lmao :lmao

Author:  dannycovin [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:51 pm ]
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Are you refering to his unusual pool playing method while heavily influenced by happy juice :smt020 :lmao :smt065

Author:  Covin [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:41 pm ]
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Jeez I've not heard that one for years :lmao :lmao Still a real classic though and good to hear it again :smt012
Was it Chubby Brown who first did that gag back in the 80's :smt017

Author:  dannycovin [ Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:42 pm ]
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haha retro gags they are all here :lmao

Author:  Covin [ Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:33 pm ]
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I remember the one Chubby Brown did about his Son while watching an episode of Star Trek.....
Son..... Dad, Dad... I wish I could be shot into space.
Chubby Brown.... If I hadn't have been pissed son, you would have been :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Author:  no covin yet [ Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:05 pm ]
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A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding
The police man says "I just need a few details from you,your name please?"
man says- "John Brown"
police man-"and youre occupation?"
man- "im a rectum stretcher"
policeman- "what exactly is that"
man says- "well first i put a finger in a rectum,then two,then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse till its six foot!"
policeman says- "what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole??"
to which the man replies-"give it a uniform and a speedgun..."

Author:  Covin [ Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:47 pm ]
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:lmao :lmao :lmao I like it Mike :smt012

Author:  dannycovin [ Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:24 am ]
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Thats a good one :smt012 :lmao

Author:  no covin yet [ Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:31 pm ]
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The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute," said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."

"This picture is my lottery win," said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for the rest of my life."

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million quid.

The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera.

He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera, "she said, "how much did it cost you?"

"Two million quid" replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper.............

"They must have seen you coming”

Author:  Mark Turner [ Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:46 pm ]
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:lmao :lmao :lmao tis a cracker :lmao :smt012 :smt012 :lmao

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