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:lmao :lmao :lmao Like it :smt012

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Two old men get drunk and decide to visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager "go and put the inflated dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too old and too drunk to notice"

During the walk home, the first man says "I think my girl was dead. She never moved or made a sound."

The other guys says "Could have been worse, I think that mine was a witch"

"A witch why the hell would you say that?" replied his friend

" Well i gave her a little bite on the neck, she farted and then flew out the window, taking my teeth with her!"

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:smt005 :smt018 Really Claire :lmao :lmao :lmao

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:lmao :lmao :lmao nice one Claire :smt012

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:smt018 :smt018 :smt018 NO NO NO NO NO no smuty gags claire come on you know the rules. barr her darren :lmao :lmao :smt012 :smt012
great gag :lmao :lmao :smt012

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Money penny if I can't beat you all I may as well join you :lmao :lmao Also I would like to see Darren try and ban my backside :smt003 . There would be trouble in the Parker household if he did :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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You tell them claire :lmao :lmao

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Fufina wrote:
Also I would like to see Darren try and ban my backside :smt003 . There would be trouble in the Parker household if he did :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao O yes for sure. and my monies on you claire :smt012 :smt012 :smt012 :lmao :lmao

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Any lip from Claire and there'll be trouble I can tell you :smt018
If she's not carefull she can wash these dishes herself and do the hoovering as well :lmao :lmao :lmao :smt016

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Just for that Darren heres another one :smt016 :smt016

Teacher askes her pupils to use the word dough in a sentence.

Mary goes first "I made pizza using dough". very good Mary.

Jack was next and he said "My little brother makes lots of things with his play dough" excellent Jack.

Little Johhny stood up and said " My Dad is crap in bed so my mam uses her dill dough"

:lmao :lmao :lmao arn't I naughty :lmao :lmao

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:smt053 :smt053 :smt053 :smt053 i dont know where to look im sooooo ooower :lmao :lmao :lmao :smt012 :smt012 a cracker claire , love it :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

there,s nowt like a bit of naughtyness . :smt002

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