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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:50 pm 
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:smt006 hi all firstly i will appologise to anyone finds this gag rude :lmao

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John wayne ,charles bronson, lee marvin all sat round a camp fire way out west. bragging who is the hardest cowboy
charles bronson says , im so hard i fought a grizzly bear and killed it with my bare hands ,
thats nothing lee marvin said laughing, i fought two crocodiles at the same time and riped out their eyes and killed them with my bare hands,
they both turned to john wayne who was just sat there grinning ,,,,,,,
poking the fire,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, with is dick ,,,,,,,,,,,, :smt012

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So he had a good poker hand ....doh!!! :smt009 :smt009 :lmao :smt016

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That sounds like somthing Cris mills would do :lmao :lmao

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Are you refering to his unusual pool playing method while heavily influenced by happy juice :smt020 :lmao :smt065

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Jeez I've not heard that one for years :lmao :lmao Still a real classic though and good to hear it again :smt012
Was it Chubby Brown who first did that gag back in the 80's :smt017

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haha retro gags they are all here :lmao

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I remember the one Chubby Brown did about his Son while watching an episode of Star Trek.....
Son..... Dad, Dad... I wish I could be shot into space.
Chubby Brown.... If I hadn't have been pissed son, you would have been :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding
The police man says "I just need a few details from you,your name please?"
man says- "John Brown"
police man-"and youre occupation?"
man- "im a rectum stretcher"
policeman- "what exactly is that"
man says- "well first i put a finger in a rectum,then two,then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse till its six foot!"
policeman says- "what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole??"
to which the man replies-"give it a uniform and a speedgun..."

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:lmao :lmao :lmao I like it Mike :smt012

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Thats a good one :smt012 :lmao

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The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute," said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."

"This picture is my lottery win," said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for the rest of my life."

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million quid.

The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera.

He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera, "she said, "how much did it cost you?"

"Two million quid" replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper.............


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:lmao :lmao :lmao tis a cracker :lmao :smt012 :smt012 :lmao

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