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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:45 am 
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> A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
> They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't
> live far and would just walk home.
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> On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
> bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and
> picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling
> outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire
> purchases home.
>
> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
> lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how
> to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
>
> The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very
> close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this
> lot."
>
> The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint
> in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken
> under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
>
> "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk
> the old girl home.
>
> On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down
> this alley. We'll be there in no time."
>
> The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
> lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that
> when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
> pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
>
> The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket,
> a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world
> could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
>
> The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
> put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens." :lmao :lmao

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