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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:17 am 
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Let's hear it for the Marine!

The Aisle Seat

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just
before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.


After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled
his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,"I
need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for
you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the
Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed
their drinks and the flight.


As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This
animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"


THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :smt012

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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao It's a good one m8 :smt012

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